How much is the average wedding? $5,000? $10,000? Both are wrong. A recent survey discovered that the average wedding costs as much as $35,329. That’s a lot of money. Because weddings cost so much, many people compromise to reduce the cost. They don’t need the super expensive venue because another one is almost as nice. The wedding dress is often one of the most expensive pieces, and it’s difficult to pay thousands on a garment you’ll wear once. But what if you had no price limit? That’s the joy that celebrities get to experience on their big day.
Pamela Anderson thought it would be a great idea to get married to Kid Rock in a bikini. It isn’t the classiest move on Earth, but what could someone expect from these two? Pamela and Kid Rock obviously didn’t take things seriously. The wedding didn’t last long, which isn’t too surprising.
Mama June isn’t known for being an elegant woman. With her history, it’s a surprise that the cut of the dress was pretty nice. The worst part is the “color” choices. Why was it camo and orange? Hunting has a place, and it isn’t at a wedding.
Emma Thompson, a British actress and screenwriter, who married Kenneth Branagh in 1989. All we have to say is that the dress looks like it came from 1989, except the fabric was stolen from the seats of a bus. Also, what’s on her head? Does the feather make her Yankee Doodle?
Anne Hathaway is one of the classiest women ever. It was expected that her wedding would be as beautiful as she was, but her dress went a little overboard. What is with all the tulle? It made her look like a poofy disaster. A little less tulle would have been a welcome improvement.
Meghan Markle is elegant, and anyone that disagrees is wrong. With that being said, this dress was painfully not her. The queen obviously had input since it covered so much, and her second wedding dress was so much more flattering. This one hung on her body without accentuating anything thanks to the weighty fabric.
Dita Von Tease
The wedding of Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson was sure to be…something. Not sure what, but it was going to be something. Considering what could have happened, the dress wasn’t the worst, but the color? The color is almost painful to look at. It’s loud and far too much. The color wouldn’t be bad if it was an accent color, but nope. It was the whole thing.
Celine Dion looked stunning on her wedding day…except for the headdress. What was that thing on her head? It drew attention away from her face, which isn’t what you want to do at your wedding. The dress looked nice, except for the gold accents in the center. There wasn’t a lot of gold elsewhere, so it stood out, but that was the least of her issues.
Angelina Jolie went from grunge warrior to strong mama. Once she began adopting, her kids became her life, and we’re on board with that. However, this dress was unnecessary. She had her children draw whatever they wanted, and then she had it put into the veil, which flowed over the dress. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Princess Diana is possibly one of the most beautiful women that ever existed, but you can’t say the same about her wedding dress. It was huge and even criticized at the time for being too much. It had puffy, ruffled sleeves, lace, sequins, 10,000 pearls, and there was enough poof that you could hide another wedding dress under it.
What is this dress? Tina Turner can do better. The green poofy gown looked like something that might appear in the play Wicked. The color wasn’t very flattering, and we’re not a fan of the leggings that appeared in the front.
Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, got married in 1986 when shoulder pads were super popular, but that didn’t mean that she needed some that were so big she could take flight. The rest of the dress was stunning, but Fergie, honey, those sleeves are a crime.
Ulrika Johnson is a TV presenter in the United Kingdom, and her wedding was beautiful, but her dress was not. A lot of people criticized her dress, and even she regretted her choice. She said, “I’m going to regret those leg of mutton sleeves forever.” Why did anyone let those sleeves out the door?!
Luisana Lopilato is an Argentinian model and actress who married Michael Bublé in 2011. Given that she’s a model, you’d think she’d have a great fashion sense. This dress says otherwise. The tiered skirt just doesn’t look good. It seems like layered tutus and a little childish.
If you’ve seen Wicked, you may have seen Megan Hilty sing. She’s a wonderful actress and a talented performer, but her wedding dress was pretty revealing. In fact, the front was so low cut that it would rival a performer in Vegas. Having something so revealing isn’t something a bride should wear on her big day. Yikes.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is a style icon, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t make mistakes. When she originally married Will Smith, her dress wasn’t what you’d expect from this fashionista. It was a mock turtleneck gown designed with silk and crushed velvet. Well, at least you can say that the wedding was unique.