Nothing is better than being a parent, but we all know that being a mom is best. It’s a thankless job, but that doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy it. Every time our kids do something we taught them, or when our kids clean up after themselves without being asked. Whoa, okay. Maybe, I’m getting into miracle territory, but we can dream, can’t we? One day, we’ll walk through the house and see it clean, but today is probably not that day. We’ve come to accept this as fact.
I didn’t even have fun.
Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn’t attend.
I’ll be here when you remember.
Moms be like: waiting for my kids to appreciate me.
May the odds be in your favor, fellow mother.
When I see another mom with her screaming toddler at the store.
Mombie: A sleep deprived supermom who feeds on caffeine and survives on sticky kisses messy smiles. Mombies are master multi-taskers and suck it uppers.
It’s gone now.
Where’s your other shoe? — Every parent ever.
This is absolutely glorious.
Me when I finally get out of the house without the kids.
Lord, give me strength.
When it’s bedtime and your kid says, “I’m hungry.”
You better not.
When you’ve yelled at your kid and you hear them muttering in the next room.
Please, I’m so tired.
When my kids call my name after I’ve finally sat down.
I was born of this fire.
Husband: How were the kids today?
Find your happy place.
When your kids are all losing their mind at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don’t do anything stupid.
When your kid says mom for the 745th time: Bruh.
I am the mother of dragons.
When you’re trying to get your toddler’s legs into a one-piece pajama: Bend the knee.
I’ve been spotted!
Bathroom break. They will find you.
We’re not stopping!
“Can we get McDonal-” WE GOT FOOD AT HOME!
All I can say is, “You’re welcome.”
When your kids say “you never buy me anything.”
Kids catch you in the kitchen….”What’s in your mouth?”
And I’m standing there like, “Nothing…”
There’s a lot, okay?
What motherhood feels like everyday.
In memory of when I could sleep.
SURE, you did.
When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don’t believe them so you look at them like: mmmm, hmmmm…
This is ridiculous.
When your kids ask you to play with them at the park.
This is going to take 20 minutes.
When you have to move your kid’s car seat into another car.
Let me sleep lol
When you’re trying to look nice, but you haven’t slept in five years.
Guilty as charged.
The mother I thought I’d be and the mother I am.
And this is everything you need to know about motherhood…
Telling your kids your food is spicy so they don’t ask for any of it.
When you just finished cleaning and see your kid eating crackers.
Fly, you fools.
When you hear your kids wake up in the morning. So it begins.
Am I enjoying this or am I a sea witch?
How I feel when I’m throwing away my kid’s old broken toys when they’re gone.
Do you want an award?
When another parent says, “My kid would never do that!”